Thursday 6 September 2012

Tok Cok Part 1 of a few

ever wonder what is electricity? dont touch it lol.
But its safe. just dont touch huh.

1- if theres no E, i gota walk up the stairs. imagine in the lift and some shit happens. no power! wow. why is there no power? can we see E? i mean, is it blue or white or black? can we see black?
is + positive green and after going through some engine or AC or DC and turning the wheels that turn the cable drum that makes the lift go up or down it comes out as - negative red?

2- lucky. how to start the bike if no E? electric starter. wad an invention huh.
no more kicking or rolling or pushing the bike to get the spark plug ignited? will the starter blow up? but hey, use E for bikes now. u see them zapping along the road? fukers dont even wear helmets.

3- the wonders of E. electricity runs every thing. is everywhere. is in all things we use. most anyways.
 imgaine, no HP, no pagers, no laptops, no fans so bloody hot, no AIR CON, no tv, no light bulbs, no VHS recorder, no table lamps, no fridge, no torch light, no lights anywhere, filaments. we will always be in the dark, unless we burn wood like a camp fire. or oil. or oil from fish, bears, seals and shit like that.
No cameras, no traffic lights, no hmm.. no more of lots more.

4- no submarines that can go silent. well, nuclear subs are different they are a bit more noisy than diesel subs but they need their engine "on" lol. diesel subs run on batts for silent running. large mother fuking big batts. need to recharge once in a while at night. but once they use E, its soooo hard to find them if you are passive sonar. woo to you sir if you go active. ping ping ping ping ping lol

5- how did that guy invent E? i not going to go indepth, but, hey, ever wonder why? was it a mistake in some lab, and this shit called electricity was "  born"? or was he very smart? how did the idea of it came around? plus and minus makes E?  some thing needs to go there, make something work, and come back again? why must it come back? why cant it just stay there? was it like the apple dropping on some ones head? idea just "popped" up? very smart t t t t t t t.

6- works so many things. but get close to it, contact it. and u get into shit. why does E like this thing called " ground"? wads so special? why E like to get there and burn your body while getting there? wads with this two, E and ground? in your finger and out your feet. heard somewhere that your feet will get, hmmm....... in shit shape. maybe you might die? why is our body so weak against this thing called E?

7- can i go onto them large E carriers? they metal things with long long long long wires running up top? if the bird can sit on it and dont get fried, why cant i do that? can i sit on top them wires? how much E in them? must be a lot to push its way across so many many many miles right? poor E, working and traveling so far just to make our tv work in the mornings so we can watch the news. any one knows any one that has been up top and sat on them cables?

8- hm. no more E, so thats it. laptop batt going dead. thats the end of E.


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