To piss or not to piss

so, lets call him caveman.

caveman started to feel pain in the lower back, kidney side and the pain worked up towards his chest.

this pain has been around a while now, maybe 2 months.

caveman also complains of pissing blood.

he eats a lot. he DON’T drink a lot. plain water. he eats fatty food. oily. fried.

ok. fine.

he gets tired easily. set ups. teardowns. loading. tires real fast.

he cant carry. cant be that difficult ya? bringing a M7CL down from a table on top of a 1foot hotel riser.

so one show, we were outside smoking. I saw him waiting by the road. hmmm. that’s funny.

a car pulls up. a guy passes him a plastic bag with what looks like takeaway.

he comes up, and poked him saying, waaa buy your own.

he says wad? u want durian? 

im simi lan? wtf? rehearsal time u order take away durian??????????

turns out he eats a pack everyday. durians! knn. how un healthy is that than?

like I said, he don’t drink much water. I see it.

“ eating durian will help me have a baby”

I simi lan again. this time scratch head hard hard.

he has been trying for a kid for bout 4 years. his wife has been for a fertility check. shes good.

wad about you? u had one?

“nope”. it might be me. I might be having a low sperm count. so I am eating durian. I heard it will make the chances of me having  kid higher.

I again, simi lan this guy toking?  durians can do that????? fuk la.

told him why don’t try tongkat ali? make u strong and horny. make cock stand sure can get baby one.

he say Singapore cant buy. hmmm. not true.

or have you gone for a fertility check too? nope he has not.

so a few days later his pain got worse. is it due to too much durians?

he went to the clinic. checked. was told he might have kidney stones.

kidney stones. time lapse formation of stones in your kidneys. not enough liquid input and output. certain chemicals will collage and form crystals. larger and larger. a stone is formed. or a few.

doctor told him that. so come Monday, hes going for a colored test. inject colored shit into him and than scan.

totally don’t get him.

wads durians gota do with having kids and pain in your lower right side back and your sperm count?

now his eating only steam fish at home, with a side plate of vegs. his wife says that’s good for him. healty food intake.

I hope caveman is drinking shit lots of water.

ps. im going to eat durians, 2-3 fruits a day from now on.