Machine gun above!!

Well, during BMT, there`s this thing called the BIC.

Battle Inoculation Course.

Sounds like some bloody medicine we have to take huh? Taste like shit too.

the general gist, to make you know what’s its like in real battle. wad you`d expect when you r in battle.

so we had lessons on it. told wad to do. looked at drawings. wad to do at each stage. shit like that.

I did this a few years ago, it might have changed now adays. but basically the same.

u crawl the whole time.  lol. yup. no standing up allowed. would you stand up with lead flying around? I wouldn’t.

 crawling. hmm.. many types. crawl on your front. crawl on your back. maybe on your side?  leopard crawl. yup. we do it the same way as the animal. back crawl. yup. on our backs.

 oh the mud. the fukin mud. lol. well, we aint gonna let some mud stop us are we? barbed wires? nope. that don’t stop us too. sand? nar. its piss easy.

So. the action starts. we all line up. kinda start in some kind of trench I think. cant remember now. its like ww1 or ww2. u always start in a trench before you go “over”. when you go “over”, that’s where the buzzing shit are. lead. seeking you out. so… u keep low. LOWWWWWWWW

u crawl.

people go. u move up the q. more people go. u move up till its gonna be your turn.

before any one starts, well, to make it more sexciting, they shoot guns. they shoot those thinges called the GPMG. some general purpose machine gun thing. loud fuker as well. they also set off some thing called “ simulated explosions”. bloody noisy! they don’t hurt, just your ears.

soooo. its your turn. u get the go ahead from the instructors. u start.

fuk! straight into the mud puddle. lol. ok. all wet now. u crawl. you come to some kind of zig zag passage. u crawl your way round this. u keep going on your front.

u come to this set of shitty wires. u turn onto your back. u gota get under this wire, use your loving wife to hold up the wire, u crawl , move repeat the same shit. shoulder. move. gun. move. hips. move. u get out this mess.

turn over. keep crawling. elbows. knees. feet to push. wide open like a crab. crawl again. fuk its noisy.

shit. arrrr fukin sand in my pants. fuk.

shit. arr fuk cant see mud in my face. stop. wipe. keep going.

fuk! eeee wet boots. shit. fuked up feeling.

sand in mouth. spit spit. keep going.

ok more than half way. phewwwwww.

breaths coming hard now. breath deep. just don’t get mud or sand in yer gob.

crawl. go. u can see the trench. the end point. a little bit moreeeeeee

u reach the trench, u kinda fall into it. u are done.

nowadays, I think u have to get into a foxhole and hide, fire at your enemy, than charge at the enemy.

my time, don’t think we did that. cant remember.

so there u are. cant see your camos. u are all orange. lol. mud. oh well, some real washing up to do later.

GPMG. shoots 7.62mm things out its barrel. called a medium machine gun. fuking far too, can kill at 1800m.  so we were told to fukin crawl and not stand up.

of course there`s safety. the gun is firing at 3m`s over our heads. if some one stands up, will not get hit. the instructors firing will also know wad to do. its pretty safe. just that when going through it, the sexciteness of it all will make u piss adrenaline.

loud noisy things. they just make sound. to add to the ding. makes you wonder wad the real shit is. I don’t want to find out thank you very much.

well, that’s BIC. lol.